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SAN FRANCISCO vs SHANGHAI

Text: SHAWN BLORE
Illustration: VIRGINE EGGER

1. Soft Drink/Beer Ratio
If you're going to San Francisco, make sure you put a paper bag on your beer (no imbibing in public). But a Miller Lite costs only $1.25, close to a 75-cent Coke. In Shanghai, a Tsingtao is 3 renminbi, slightly more than a 2.5-renminbi Can Mouth, Can Happy (one translation of Coca-Cola's Chinese name). Even better, public drinking is one thing the People's government allows.

In a perfect world, 1:1 or a score of 100; anything lower is sobering.

San Francisco 55.0
Shanghai 88.3

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2. Carbohydrate Comparison
Dating from the gold-rush days, the City by the Bay's round, crusty but bland sourdough loaf received extra points for a tasty variation: top sliced off, centre scooped out and filled with steaming, slightly fattening (10 g/serving) clam chowder. The Shanghai carb of choice is the bao zhi, a not especially tasty nor fattening (6 g/serving) roadside dough ball filled with pork, vegetable or sweet red bean.

A Parisian croissant is a baseline 100; other carbs must rise to the challenge.

San Francisco 77.0
Shanghai 50.0

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3. Babe and Hunk Index
Downtown office drones beat the hippie Haight-Ashbury hunks and babes in San Francisco. Unsurprisingly, there was a huge hunk count at Harvey Milk Plaza in the Castro district. Babes (or females of any description) were largely absent there. Shanghai's citizens were sampled at four temples of communist commerce. Even in these major shopping areas, the stylish were few and far between.

Summed average of stylish head turners in a crowd of 100.

San Francisco 50.3
Shanghai 39.6

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4. Street Life Indicator
Stomping grounds of both Dirty Harry and Nash Bridges, the streets of San Francisco have hotdog stands and coffee carts, watches and hippie jewelry, kids playing sax, watercolours and abstracts and bums with placards. No clothing - in California, who needs it? Shanghai streets are much more orderly: Clothing and consumables are available, but no buskers, beggars or culture - that would be revolutionary.

Percentage of goods and attractions available on a busy street or square.

San Francisco 86.0
Shanghai 57.0

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5. Public Order Index
On the left coast, about 17 sourdoughs per 100 cross against the light - more than in any other North American city sampled so far. Yet a taxi trip from Nob Hill to the Castro was the fastest in North America (2.12 minutes/km). Compare that with the abysmally slow pace (6.96 minutes/km) in Shanghai. Pity the poor taxi drivers: Shanghai-ites score competitively on jaywalking (31.2), second only to Amsterdam.

Average number of jaywalkers in a crowd of 200 people (low score, low fun factor).

San Francisco 15.5
Shanghai 24.3

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Conclusion: San Fran wins this Pacific Rim bout by TKO only, with two of five rounds going to Shanghai.

San Francisco 283.8
Shanghai 259.2

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STANDINGS:

Rio383.3
Rome380.3
Paris353.5
Mexico346.1
Amsterdam343.2
Buenos Aires331.8
Zurich325.8
Berlin325.3
London294.1
Mumbai289.5
San Francisco283.8
Tokyo283.8
Hong Kong281.5
Moscow277.9
Shanghai259.2
New York255.1
Toronto249.1
Washington242.0
Montréal233.9
Los Angeles220.6
Vancouver213.1
Chicago197.1


Next Match : St. Petersburg vs. Havana – exclusively at enroutemag.com in December 2004.

Watch for a Civilization Index finale in January 2005. [ ]

St. Petersburg vs Havana

Rome vs Buenos Aires
Washington vs Moscow
Mexico vs Tokyo
London vs Mumbai
Chicago vs Berlin
San Francisco vs Shanghai
Toronto vs Zurich
Hong Kong vs Vancouver
Montreal vs Amsterdam
New York vs Paris
Los Angeles vs Rio de Janeiro

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